Very Silly Things

Very silly things the plush wrote on Kerry's just painted wall when she wasn't looking:

"Please put the toilet seat down" - Very Wet Plush

"Does a human HPT kit work on cats?" - Just Wondering Plush

"Plush butt!!"  - Kerry Beary Plush

"Happiness is a sad song." - Charles Plush Shultz

"Motorcycles?  I don't get it." - Bad Blind Date Plush

"'I was fighting sentimentality all the way down the line."  - Bob Dylan Plush

"Call no frog fortunate until he has croaked..." - Plushophocles from Oedipus Rana

"We need band aids and a new mop." - Not Very Careful Plush.

"I've paid a price sometimes for being such a stubborn woman in such stubborn times." - Mary Chapin-Plush

"Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with." - Mark Plush Twain

"We also need toilet paper…now." - Very Wet and Dirty Plush

"The worst thing you can do is nothing." - Theodore Rooseplush

"Shoot for the moon, even if you miss, you'll land among the stars." - Martin Luther Plush

"You gotta have a dream. If you don't have a dream, how you gonna make a dream come true?" (Hope cost nothing; the price of hopelessness is exorbitant.)  - Oscar Plush Hammerstein II

"I've had a bad day. I think I need a hug," Very Wet and Dirty… and Bleeding Plush

Origin: I do have motivational sayings on my wall by my workspace and used many of them. I had fun writing what the plush might scrawl if given a crayon. Things got a little out of paw. Suddenly what was just a bunch of sayings had a very sad story about a plush having a bad day creeping in.

Poor thing.

 “If you stay inside your heart you will always be inspired. And if you are always inspired you will always be enthusiastic. And nothing is more contagious in the world then enthusiasm.”  - Santana Plush