Friday, December 6, 2013

Plush Mona


TIPPY
Well...it’s smaller than I expected.

NICOLE
Croaking as a tree frog of some experience, this happens to me all the time.

TIPPY
What’s a plush to do?

NICOLE
Tippy, you should stop watching Casablanca and start watching the Texas Chain Saw Massacre. That will help lower your expectations in future encounters with strangers… and reinforce your conviction on why you are a Vegan.

© Gruesome2some 2013


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